Betsy Stipa
Starting off this road trip of epic proportions with gourmet sheetz breakfast and ke$ha radio. #killinit #SB2014
3:50 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Hello North Carolina. Why is there still so much snow??
4:37 AM - 8 Mar 2014
The further south we go, the thicker the snow. #WhatAreThis
4:56 AM - 8 Mar 2014
"Take time to be a dad today". I think imma pass on that one but thanks for the suggestion billboard.
5:02 AM - 8 Mar 2014
"Take exit I-40 west / I-85 BUS / US-220 / US-29 S / US-70 W" taking all the roads apparently.
5:16 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Things I've learned on the road trip thus far: tree maintenance trucks travel in small herds. And it seems they migrate this time of year.
Hey South Carolina. Your creepy Carnivals warehouse bar, potholes, and no service make me feel so welcomed, thank you for your hospitality.
6:46 AM - 8 Mar 2014
"Take time to be a dad today". I think imma pass on that one but thanks for the suggestion billboard.
5:02 AM - 8 Mar 2014
"Take exit I-40 west / I-85 BUS / US-220 / US-29 S / US-70 W" taking all the roads apparently.
5:16 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Things I've learned on the road trip thus far: tree maintenance trucks travel in small herds. And it seems they migrate this time of year.
6:30 AM - 8 Mar 2014
And que unified "AHH" for the first official palm tree sighting. #whitegirlprobs
6:55 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Palm tree, palm tree, palm tree, PALM READER.
yes.
7:01 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Road trip to florida: the only time you're overly excited to get on 95.
Only 300-something miles to go!
7:19 AM - 8 Mar 2014
There is nothing more beautiful than a speed minimum. Thank you traffic Gods
7:34 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Its happening. Traffic on 95. I take back what I said earlier about being excited. This is my nightmare. #buzzkill #SB2014
8:17 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Cursing the traffic Gods but praising the weather Gods. Barely 60 degrees and I already wanna take all my clothes off
8:33 AM - 8 Mar 2014
One of the tree maintenance truck herds migrated onto 95. They find solace in closing an entire lane of traffic for their feeding ground.
8:43 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Left lane closed construction signs should not be left unattended. You are creating unnecessary traffic and I hate you.
9:37 AM - 8 Mar 2014
And the road rage hits at hour 6. OUT OF THE LEFT LANE CANADIANS #Murica
10:11 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Go home @Shazam you're drunk. Jive jones' "me myself and I" does not even remote sound like the Backstreet Boys. #Lies #Now8
10:26 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Into Georgia! I've only been here for 10 seconds and it's already better than South Carolina. #bye
10:48 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Georgia, the state where cop cars come in all shapes and sizes and can be seen every 10 miles. #PO-PO (that means police)
11:35 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Fat joe's dancing consisting of pulling up his pants and leaning back. #FatPeopleProblems oh no wait #FatPeopleSolutions
11:38 AM - 8 Mar 2014
Referring to every car with a college mom bumper sticker as "ugh MOM!" #roadtrips #SB2014
11:16 AM - 9 Mar 2014
Okeechobee road. That is all.
1:31 PM - 9 Mar 2014
"18 days later heartbeat" You can have all my nopes pregnancy awareness billboard. Hard pass.
2:02 PM - 9 Mar 2014
FLORIDA finally made it to the promise land!
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