41 thoughts that go through your head during a senior symposium lecture.

1. helppppp
2. senior sym is gonna kill me
3. this guy is talking about breath exhale research...he isnt speaking english!
4. all of these scientific terms. what?
5. he says blow a lot
6. oh allergy problems, that could be helpful.
7. i wish it wasn't mixed in with all of the sciencey words or I would actually learn something
8. im hungry and there is coffee right outside of this room we are stranded in.
9. coffee is life.
10. how did this guy even go to this college? is it even possible to get this smart here?
11. "the goo in your airways" eww please no
12. i feel phylegmmy now.
13. thats a funny word phlegm. i dont think it's a real word.
14. it's a sound. youre just saying sounds.

15. haha he said normal healthy college students. good one lecture guy
16 being normal is vastly overrated

17. i should just make an article about situations in life where i could use movie quotes instead of original words.
18. ew a picture of this dude's lungs.
19. whyyyy
20. some people arnt even taking notes.
21. wait neither am i
22. damnit i just thought about coffee again
23. "bleached airway disease" please no.
24. bleached asshole
25. I looked up what bleaching your asshole was one time. it changes the color but who is being offended by the color of your asshole?
26. do that many people do anal regularly?
27. wouldn't you be more offended that they paid money to change their asshole?
28. asshole rants. thats what this lecture has reduced me to.
29. im going to have to use this rant as my notes for the paper. that should be entertaining.
30. thank god his powerpoint is online
31. thats literally everyone's thought right now. hence why no one is taking notes
32. why do we even go to class? any class could be an online class in reality.
33. no don't open my throat. no thank you. you can have all of my nopes.
34. you found this fascinating lecture man? well i guess you're in the right medical field.
35. oxygen burns your airways? my life is literally a lie if you realize oxygen is life. which apparently its certain death.
36. I think his knowledge of breath is causing me to be dumber. how is that possible.
37. SUMMARY TIME! yess wrap this shit up! so I can get my damn coffee
38. good for you sir, i hope you cure breathe cancerous things. now let me out
39. No we don't have any questions.
40. god damnit professors. i said we don't have any questions.
41. you good? you got all of your breathe questions out of your system?