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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Live Tweets of my road trip to Florida for spring break

Starting off this road trip of epic proportions with gourmet sheetz breakfast and ke$ha radio.
3:50 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Hello North Carolina. Why is there still so much snow??
4:37 AM - 8 Mar 2014


The further south we go, the thicker the snow.
4:56 AM - 8 Mar 2014


"Take time to be a dad today". I think imma pass on that one but thanks for the suggestion billboard.
5:02 AM - 8 Mar 2014


"Take exit I-40 west / I-85 BUS / US-220 / US-29 S / US-70 W" taking all the roads apparently.
5:16 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Things I've learned on the road trip thus far: tree maintenance trucks travel in small herds. And it seems they migrate this time of year.
6:30 AM - 8 Mar 2014

Hey South Carolina. Your creepy Carnivals warehouse bar, potholes, and no service make me feel so welcomed, thank you for your hospitality.
6:46 AM - 8 Mar 2014


"Take time to be a dad today". I think imma pass on that one but thanks for the suggestion billboard.
5:02 AM - 8 Mar 2014


"Take exit I-40 west / I-85 BUS / US-220 / US-29 S / US-70 W" taking all the roads apparently.
5:16 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Things I've learned on the road trip thus far: tree maintenance trucks travel in small herds. And it seems they migrate this time of year.
6:30 AM - 8 Mar 2014


And que unified "AHH" for the first official palm tree sighting.
6:55 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Palm tree, palm tree, palm tree, PALM READER. yes.
7:01 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Road trip to florida: the only time you're overly excited to get on 95. Only 300-something miles to go!
7:19 AM - 8 Mar 2014


There is nothing more beautiful than a speed minimum. Thank you traffic Gods
7:34 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Its happening. Traffic on 95. I take back what I said earlier about being excited. This is my nightmare.
8:17 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Cursing the traffic Gods but praising the weather Gods. Barely 60 degrees and I already wanna take all my clothes off
8:33 AM - 8 Mar 2014


One of the tree maintenance truck herds migrated onto 95. They find solace in closing an entire lane of traffic for their feeding ground.
8:43 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Left lane closed construction signs should not be left unattended. You are creating unnecessary traffic and I hate you.
9:37 AM - 8 Mar 2014


And the road rage hits at hour 6. OUT OF THE LEFT LANE CANADIANS
10:11 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Go home you're drunk. Jive jones' "me myself and I" does not even remote sound like the Backstreet Boys.
10:26 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Into Georgia! I've only been here for 10 seconds and it's already better than South Carolina.
10:48 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Georgia, the state where cop cars come in all shapes and sizes and can be seen every 10 miles. -PO (that means police)
11:35 AM - 8 Mar 2014


Fat joe's dancing consisting of pulling up his pants and leaning back. oh no wait
11:38 AM - 8 Mar 2014



Referring to every car with a college mom bumper sticker as "ugh MOM!"
11:16 AM - 9 Mar 2014


Okeechobee road. That is all.
1:31 PM - 9 Mar 2014


"18 days later heartbeat" You can have all my nopes pregnancy awareness billboard. Hard pass.
2:02 PM - 9 Mar 2014

FLORIDA finally made it to the promise land!
2:27 PM - 8 Mar 2014
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